May 2013
cyberbullier:
let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly
calvinmcfly:
i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.
catswithbenefits:
the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
gorilla-herobane:
sevenplusfour:
itfeelslikegold:
On the day of John’s visit during Esther’s Make-A-Wish trip, we were waiting for John to get there but almost as importantly we were awaiting a pizza delivery. Several people had come to the door and we were disappointed each time. Finally there was a knock and someone said, “Okay, it’s either pizza or it’s John.” The door opened and John, holding a camera and with a huge stack...
-annoying:
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
ddowney:
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
milkouji:
my Son (places hand on your shoulder) (places other hand on your shoulder) (places hand on your head) (places other hand on your head) (places hand on your hip) (places other hand on your hip) eh macarena
foodtrucker:
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
beyoncebeytwice:
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
hepatitisbey:
I don’t want to learn in a classroom anymore. I want to travel and talk to people and learn that way. I want to learn as I go, gathering knowledge and not being rigorously tested on it. I don’t want to lose passion in the things I like because of the worry of exams. I want to fuelled by snippets of knowledge I gain from people and be inquisitive. School has stolen my passion for...
nowimustrinse:
I thought television was for entertainment not emotional trauma
breadstiks:
it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
foodtrucker:
i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me
-keepsmiling:
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still...
styleswanky:
i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy
marius: had you been there today you might know how it feels to be struck to the bone in a moment of breathless delight
enjolras: [looks into the camera like he's on the office]
“so what are you learning in math at the moment?”
that’s a good question
opulate:
how about instead of “all body types are beautiful” we say “beauty is extremely subjective and fleeting and doesn’t determine your worth and you don’t owe attractiveness to anyone so why don’t you focus on something important like being a worthwhile human being”
realitybl0ws:
heres to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
this-sexy-blog:
notmydivisionsweetie:
watchtheskytonight:
castlecoffee13:
fabubbly:
I put the laughter in manslaughter
How’d the Sherlock fandom get here so fast
We have really good taxi drivers.
