Sergeant-BJ
Sometimes I wish my life was a story so I could skip a few pages and know what will happen.
A haiku about Mario Kart

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up

(Source: hippiebones, via idontnowat2callthis)

doctorspockspaceman:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

that would be so fucking convenient  

(via my-bestfriends-scars)

istilldontknowwhatlovemeans:

Life is confusing. Sometimes, it isn’t enough to try to be great, or perfect…. but rather just simply try to be good. -Erin Forquer
explore-blog:

Absolutely stunning book paintings by Russian-born, Rome-based artist Ekaterina Panikanova, a fine addition to this showcase of exceptional book art.
(↬ this isn’t happiness)
Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it. Chris Brogan (via joliesauvage)

(Source: quotethat, via thechamberofsecrets)

internetexplorers:

codehsayshi:

internetexplorers:

god bless push up bras

God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.

anger

(via thechamberofsecrets)