Sometimes I wish my life was a story so I could skip a few pages and know what will happen.
A haiku about Mario Kart
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
(Source: hippiebones, via idontnowat2callthis)
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
that would be so fucking convenient
(via my-bestfriends-scars)
Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it.
Chris Brogan (via joliesauvage)
(Source: quotethat, via thechamberofsecrets)
god bless push up bras
God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.
anger
(via thechamberofsecrets)
